So... For creative writing, we had to *coughs* write *cough* poetry *cough* from the point of view of a celebrity/character/green vegetable. ...scratch the last one. So, first thing that pops into my mind? Neal. But we decided we needed some variety. Second thing that pops into my mind? Spock. So, we went with that. It was... interesting.
Does this guy look like a poetry writer to you?

No, no, I didn't think so. *snickers* Oh, Spock, you're so responsible. Anyway. Here's what resulted from this... interesting venture.
If Spock wrote poetry...
Two pi times the radius squared.
Simple; always absolute.
A formula for truth, never lying.
Consistency at its finest.
Space and time remain
Constant and fluid.
Observations yield results,
Changing perspectives.
Logic brings peace.
Emotion diffused.
Opinion moderated.
Affection contained.
Wow, Spocky. I guess you can write poetry! And whoa, last line, affection? Like, affection, affection? Aw, how sweet.
I guess we're seeing this side of Spock.

*happy sigh* That is all.
ºNote: I still have a sniper. And my ex-boyfriend has a bodyguard who likes me. Just... keep that in mind.