The Many Faces of Shawn Spencer!

Hello dear tourists. Today we will be following the Santa Barbara psychic, Shawn Spencer. He has many expressions. We will be observing him in his natural habitat.

Here we have Shawn with his friend Gus This is Shawn's "sneaky face."



What's that, Shawn? Oh, no. We can't even see you. *rolls eyes* Anyway. Let's move on.

This is Shawn's surprised, "Oh, craaaap" face. Gus's expression is a mixture of troubling sadness and shock.



Okay, Shawn. Smile for us, okay?

*sighs* Okay, Shawn, what a lovely smile. This is his "Tears for Fears" face.



This is Gus's "kissy face," and we have no idea who that chick is. In the background, you can see Shawn's "hey, Gus! Uh... why are you kissing that girl? What are you doing?!" face.



Don't worry, Shawn. We have a feeling she won't be sticking around. *devious wink*

Next, we have Shawn's "tribal warrior" face.



...yes, that's very nice, Shawn. Now go put the dead wolf away, you're scaring the children.

*sighs* Just a nice smile, Shawn? Please?



Shawn... that's not... that's not even a real picture. And that's barely a smile.

What? No. No! We do not want to see the Great Christmas Disaster pictures. I don't care how nice your smile is in it.

*facepalm* No, don't eat all my pineapples, I need those!

*something crashes*

Shawn! That was the nice china!

Ah, you can't use that t-

This tour has been cut short due to technical difficulties. We ask that you please return to the main building. No refunds are available.

*Shawn's laughter in the distance* Gus! C'mere, man! I got free pineapple smoothies!

Shawn!